Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Randomize
