Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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