you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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