Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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