just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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