STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Randomize
