As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I look excited, but its just a facade.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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