Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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