it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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