Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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