I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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