I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
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