i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I will be naked everywhere
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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