I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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