I just cut my nipple shaving
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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