Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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