i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
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I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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