I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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