Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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