Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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