Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Randomize
