I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Randomize
