I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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