that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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