How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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