her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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