We need to rekindle our bromance
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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