I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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