she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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