Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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