my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
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