Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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