Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
We have started to decorate penises.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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