and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
