mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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