birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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