look no pants
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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