quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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