Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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