So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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