You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Semen is not good for contacts.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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