She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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