lets start a swedish sibling band together
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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