I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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