i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
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