We're facebook friends in real life
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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