Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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