did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
So much Jack, so little girl.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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