have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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