hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
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