it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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