I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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