I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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